Hello.
DeeAura would like to officially apologize for the current lameness of her blog. Real-life updates will come soon, but until then please enjoy the following true story.
Sincerely,
DeeAura's crazy life.
So. I have this friend that just started a blog consisting entirely of chats he's had with...well...mostly girls, so far. It's sort of a brilliant idea if you think about it. Especially if said friend is chatting with extremely funny, embarrassment/accident prone people like ME. (no bias here.) Following is said post from today. I'm openly admitting "Girl" is me. And yes, that really happened.
Surprisingly enough, it's not the most embarrassing thing that's happened to me today...but that's another story for another day in the future. Distant or close, I don't know. We'll see.
Anyway....proceed.
Girl: But that's the friend who tells me I have to touch boys.
me: wait, what?
me: touch boys?
please explain.
Girl: She was just apparently observing me talk to a guy she knew I...*cough*...liked...
me: boy toucher!!!
Girl: HAHAH STOP!
now...where was I
me: you were talking with a boy you liked
Girl: right
me: but you weren't touching him
but you should have
Girl: and, quite frankly, I DID TOO touch him. I just didn't throw myself all over him
but this is apparently not good enough
me: you touched him?
Girl: HIS ARM
Girl: uh...and I'm pretty sure he hugged me
me: oh
Girl: or whatever
That's touching, right?
Well, we get in the car to go somewhere later that day (my friend and I...not the guy)
Girl: and she turns to me
Girl: she's like ". Don't you really like him?"
me: and you were like:
Girl: me: uh...yes. Can we talk about something else?
me: hahaha
Girl: so then she goes
", I don't think I've ever seen you touch a guy."
GUH. What, did my MOTHER pay her to yell at me?
me: hahahahahahaha
Girl: good grief.
Girl: I tried to defend myself
but to no avail
me: start touching boys
Girl: HAHAH
I swear I do!
I...just...
I just don't...
Girl: so then she goes, ". YOU HAVE TO TOUCH HIM!"
YOU HAVE TO TOUCH BOYS!
me: hahahahahaha
Girl: she's yelling this at me
in the car
me: so, if a girl touches my arm, that's a good sign?
Girl: Yes, supposedly, this is the blaring neon sign saying "PICK ME, PICK ME"
3 comments:
Ha! I love the picture your chose. And yes, Dee, you have to touch boys. They like it.
Also, where does your friend post these conversations with boys? It sounds entertaining.
Hahha, Shelli! I should've put that, maybe...
http://ihatebrett.blogspot.com/
Thanks for that post! When I'm back in January, you can touch my elbow anytime. I'll understand.... :)
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