Last weekend my roommate and I got sucked into one of the worst films ever made:
Twilight.
Specifically the second one.
I know. But it was on TV, we were super tired, and suddenly there we were: watching it. Dying just a little more on the inside every time Kristen Stewart opens her mouth to say something. I will even admit to DVRing the entire thing so we could fast forward through the commercials. This, however, had its advantages when Jacob so gallantly swoops in and saves Bella from that nasty cut on her head by ripping his shirt off and dabbing her forehead. Because we were so prepared, this meant we could laugh over and over and over again every time we played that scene. Best worst thing I've ever seen. :)
She's so dumb. And the movie is horrendous. Have I mentioned that yet?
This particular scene was somewhat funny at the time, but only marginally so, and we didn't go back to watch it again like the aforementioned scene. But if only I had known the real-life application I was about to encounter the following week...
As I innocently perused some photos today in search of something particular so as to prove a point in a contest of opinions I was having with a friend., I cam across this gem and maybe I peed a little. So it's at a ward activity, and is not entirely what it looks like, but...
GUYS. We clearly don't give Hollywood enough credit.
I realize how stunning I look in this picture. Let's ignore my facial expression, and focus on the comic relief of the moment. They even both look a little like vampires with their red eye. I, however, am an infinitely better actress than lame-face Bella. Just for the record. But that's because I can do that with my face, and she...can't.
Last November I found something to be grateful for every day, and it was kind of great. This November (though it may be a day late) I'll try to do that again, but I feel like this can count for two things because...hey, there are two pictures here, AND a horrible movie clip.
And who isn't grateful for that kind of goodness?
Happy freakin' Friday.
