
I've had my little red Jetta for the past 6 years. Yep. That's right! My little rattletrap stuck in there with me for that long! Can you even believe it? My little '92 Jetta has seen better days, but I have it to thank for transportation through most of my college days. And for 7 months afterward. :) It will be returning to live with my family, from whence it came. (My mother has missed that little red sweetie.) I don't know why, but she seems to love that little car. I love it, too...just for different reasons. :) Here's why:
- I quickly learned how to change tires. It seems every couple of weeks during the winter, especially, I would get a flat. I know there is more to cars than the tires, but...trust me...in my mind, tires and car are a package deal. Boys would pass me in the parking lot and offer to help, but then stop mid-sentence after seeing I was basically done. I won't lie by saying I never accepted their help. :) They just usually came around too late to make a difference. Kind of like life....lol. :) I always found that particularly significant...hehehe.
- I became an expert at finding places to wedge a drink between the seats and the emergency brake. It was the only place that could possibly be called a drink holder. Except...there are drink holders in the back seat. TWO of them. I'll never understand the logic of not putting at least ONE in the front. C'mon, VW! German cars, of all models, should have a place to put a DRINK!! :)
- If you look on the top of the roof of the car, you can still make out a phrase written by this guy I dated once upon a time. Not sure why he decided to write how funny I am on top of my car, but that thing stayed on through rain, snow, and ice. It is a little faded now, but that was two years ago, and I can still read it. "Sometimes I forget how funny you are." Well. Good thing he wrote it THERE so he'd always remember it! :)
- I'll miss teaching everyone how to put that thing in reverse. "Push down, then put it in the direction of first gear...AH! You still have to push down!!! *sigh of relief* Okay. Good." Phew! :)
- Summers are the best/worst. The A/C totally works...it's just...don't use it for a long period of time, especially on the freeway! One time of overheating on a major road was one too many for me. Summer freeway driving consists of all windows down, hair a mess, cd player up as high as it can go (just to hear the music at a normal level...that little car is noisy with the windows UP!) and you're still roasting. Except for the 1.5 minutes you can risk turning on the A/C, but only if you're not in stop and go traffic. Trust me. I've got this baby down. :)
- No matter how many times I took it in to get the stupid hose connected to the antifreeze fixed, it STILL leaks antifreeze. I can't even think about how much money I paid to get that thing fixed; multiple times! Summertime is cheaper, at least, because I can use water. My checkbook always appreciated that part.
- About 3 years ago, I had a huge container of change that spilled in the back seat. To this day, I still find pennies or nickels on the floor, under the seats. No matter how many times I've vacuumed or cleaned it, they still show up. I'm almost convinced the car feels bad for how much it takes to keep it running; so it's slowly producing the money. SLOWLY. :)
- I think it has a soul. Almost like the Herby movies...remember those? Sometimes it gets angry and does things just to tick me off. Other times, I swear it understands I'm having a terrible day and couldn't handle if it broke down on me one more time...so even though it's struggling, it'll hold together until I pull in the driveway. Let's not forget the sense of humor it displays as a belt decides to suddenly let out a high-pitched squeal out of nowhere...usually as I'm passing by a huge group of people. (Especially if I know them.) Or how about that time at the stop light in Logan where everyone and their dog could hear my car for miles and miles around? Yes. I have gained much character from this little red gem of mine. :)
- My friends always lie about how much they love it. Okay, I think some of them actually DO love that car...but only because it's funny; or because they've experienced a terrible car disaster with me while riding in it. (Cali, remember that time we drove all the way down to Ryan's play just after choir tour...and the flat tire on the freeway...with all my belongings on top of the spare in the trunk?) *AH* :) And I always knew your dad was laughing at me and my car every time I drove away. Lol.
- I learned how to be kind to everyone who ever drove in my car with me. How, you ask? Oh, remember the part where no one can ever open the outside handles on that car except for me? There's a trick. If you're not nice to them, they'll break right off in your hand. I know this because it happened to me. TWICE. (Thank you, Cache Valley winters...) The back two couldn't be opened from the outside. Inside opening only. Try doing that from the front seat all the time. OH, yeah. :) But even the two front doors that can be opened from the outside are tricky. You have to grip 'em just right...and then gently open. None of this pulling the car door open without thinking, silly!
- I tried to keep it at a nice ten, but I couldn't possibly leave out how the headlights don't work unless they're on the "brights" setting. Yes. Yes, and how the dashboard lights only work every 23rd Tuesday, and that's only if I went over a speed bump a little too quickly between the hours of 9:27 pm and 11:04 pm. Precisely.
Geez, after writing that, I wonder why I went and bought a new car! What was I even THINKING?!?!?! :) (Ahem. Okay, but seriously...I shudder to think about overcoming my commitment issues to make a monthly payment for something I've been enjoying for 6 years...) Well, maybe the two aren't EXACTLY the same. :)
I am now the proud owner of a silver, 2005 Ford Taurus that boasts not only working handles on all doors (inside AND out) but automatic locks! And automatic windows! I know, I know; I went a little crazy. OH. And did I mention the always working A/C? Or maybe the automatic mover thingy on the driver's seat? Uh-huh. AND. And. I have not one, but TWO cup holders...(wait for it...) in the FRONT seat!!!!! THIS IS MIND BOGGLING, folks!!! Do you people with nice cars out there even have any IDEA how awesome your lives have been?!?! I'm thankful for a little red Jetta who taught me how to love my car. :) Now, on to new adventures.












