Friday, September 24, 2010

PICK ME!



Hello.

DeeAura would like to officially apologize for the current lameness of her blog.  Real-life updates will come soon, but until then please enjoy the following true story.

Sincerely,

DeeAura's crazy life.

So. I have this friend that just started a blog consisting entirely of chats he's had with...well...mostly girls, so far.  It's sort of a brilliant idea if you think about it.  Especially if said friend is chatting with extremely funny, embarrassment/accident prone people like ME.  (no bias here.)  Following is said post from today.  I'm openly admitting "Girl" is me.  And yes, that really happened.  

Surprisingly enough, it's not the most embarrassing thing that's happened to me today...but that's another story for another day in the future.  Distant or close, I don't know.  We'll see.

Anyway....proceed.

Girl: But that's the friend who tells me I have to touch boys.

me: wait, what?

 me: touch boys?

  please explain.

 Girl: She was just apparently observing me talk to a guy she knew I...*cough*...liked...

 me: boy toucher!!!

 Girl: HAHAH STOP!

  now...where was I

 me: you were talking with a boy you liked

 Girl: right

 me: but you weren't touching him

  but you should have

 Girl: and, quite frankly, I DID TOO touch him. I just didn't throw myself all over him

 but this is apparently not good enough

 me: you touched him?

 Girl: HIS ARM

 Girl: uh...and I'm pretty sure he hugged me

 me: oh

 Girl: or whatever

  That's touching, right?

  Well, we get in the car to go somewhere later that day (my friend and I...not the guy)

 Girl: and she turns to me

 Girl: she's like ". Don't you really like him?"

 me: and you were like:

 Girl: me: uh...yes. Can we talk about something else?

 me: hahaha

 Girl: so then she goes

 ", I don't think I've ever seen you touch a guy."

  GUH. What, did my MOTHER pay her to yell at me?

 me: hahahahahahaha

 Girl: good grief.

 Girl: I tried to defend myself

  but to no avail

 me: start touching boys

 Girl: HAHAH

  I swear I do!

  I...just...

  I just don't...

 Girl: so then she goes, ". YOU HAVE TO TOUCH HIM!"

  YOU HAVE TO TOUCH BOYS!

 me: hahahahahaha

 Girl: she's yelling this at me

  in the car

  me: so, if a girl touches my arm, that's a good sign?

  Girl: Yes, supposedly, this is the blaring neon sign saying "PICK ME, PICK ME"

3 comments:

Shelli said...

Ha! I love the picture your chose. And yes, Dee, you have to touch boys. They like it.

Also, where does your friend post these conversations with boys? It sounds entertaining.

DeeAura said...

Hahha, Shelli! I should've put that, maybe...

http://ihatebrett.blogspot.com/

Colin Bennett said...

Thanks for that post! When I'm back in January, you can touch my elbow anytime. I'll understand.... :)