This is a true story. Names have been changed to protect the attractive innocent individual and the moron's pride.
Dear Super-hot-guy-on-facebook,
You don't know me, and I don't message people I don't know on facebook. So this would be weird except maybe it won't be, because I have a funny story for you:
Today, a friend asked if she could set me up with her friend, Super-hot-guy. I hate set ups. I mean I love them. Whatever. I said sure, that'd be fine, and then as an after-thought, I asked if said Super-hot-guy has fb so I can...you know...visually...uh...approve. So she gives me the last name. Super-hot-guy-on-facebook.
I do the stalker thing. See the top Super-hot-guy-on-facebook, check the spelling, see we have multiple mutual friends, and (wrongly, of course) assume YOU are said Super-hot-guy-on-facebook.
I give her the good to go sign, and that's the end of the story. Except then I happened to re-check said Super-hot-guy-on-facebook a few minutes later, and to my HORROR, discover there's another one, same spelling, on the good 'ol fb, and we have 1 mutual friend. The friend who wants to set us up...HAHA...completely different guy.
Idiot.
Normally I'd just keep it to myself, but it's really funny to me, and I see we know some great people in common, and THEY'D think this was funny, so maybe you will? You COULD also take it as a compliment that I would have gone out with you if only we had that mutual friend in common. But that's also weird, unless you think it's funny like I do. :)
Ah, crap. Well, happy Monday! Avoid doing something moronic today, just to balance the universe out or something, okay?
Sincerely,
your non-friend/I promise I'm completely normal, albeit a person you don't know
Super-hot-girl-on-facebook-who-usually-isn't-a-moron
UPDATE/CLARIFICATIONS: Yeah. I did send that message. It's real. No, he didn't respond...unless you count him requesting me as a friend about an hour later a "response." I think I count it...it's not full points, but it's not like he dropped the pass or anything.
Uh...also...I called it Moron Monday, except it was a Tuesday. Moron multiplied.
8 comments:
I want to see "Super Hot Guy on FB" ... Give me the deets.
Two words: laugh tears.
Bwa ha! Question: did this happen on real-Monday, or your second-Monday (meaning Tuesday).
Dang it all, DeeAura, this post makes me miss you. A lot, it makes me miss you! :)
Please tell me that you REALLY sent that message to him.
Did he respond??
Hehe! What would this world be like without Facebook? ;)
i love your guts.
and he's lame if he doesn't respond.
Yeah, I'm confused. Did you actually contact this super hot guy? And I like your new blog look! the font is much easier to read, just fyi. My hard-of-seeing eyes thank you.
My apologies. I assumed everyone would just KNOW I'm that cool and that yes, I did actually send that message, and that...uh...well, now we're fb friends which pretty much means everything, right?
Except he never responded, which I find marginally lame.
Then again, I think I did mention he was attractive, so sometimes that makes up for things. Whatever. :)
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