The Settling of Scores

Dear Jason,

In response to a summer filled with kind words and thoughtful gestures, we have your beloved friend.
Don't worry...we're taking EXCELLENT care of him. :)

keeping him warm...

feeding him treats....

cooling him down...

...inviting him to dinner!

Keeping him grounded.

You don't have to fit in everywhere.

Teaching him courage.

Helping him appreciate the view...

Yes you CAN overcome claustrophobia!

...always ALWAYS have a belay when climbing...

Don't run with sharp objects...

Taking out the trash...

5, 6, 7...c'mon! 8 reps!!

Keep it together, man!

But sometimes he just got on our nerves...

No, you can't have another drink.

Gender confusion.

Creeper.

Just be glad he didn't "fall" in.

Regards,

DeeAura and Jenny
partners in co-worker crime