Oops. It's been over a month. I can't even pick what to blog about....but here goes!
You know those fads you see and think "No WAY will I ever wear that. Pay me a million bucks and I will never put that on my body." Then...six months later, much to your past chagrin, you run to the nearest Forever 21 and actually buy said fad. And you're HAPPY about it. Ecstatic, even.
Skinny jeans, capris, bangs....
I feel that way about music sometimes. I'll hear a song on the radio and think "Okay, really? That artist is terrible. What a stupid song!" You vow never to support their lack of talent. ...Aaand then...six months later...you buy maybe not their whole cd, but...everything but the one stupid song? Same thing as the fads if you think about it.
Definition of DeeAura ramble: Katy Perry is my first pair of skinnys. Shoot. I can't get "California Girls" out of my head.
I think it's a sign I need to go on vacation again.
Aaanyway...In other news...and speaking of shopping...I went sleep shopping the other night. No, you read that right. Not sleep walking. Not eating in my sleep....SHOPPING. That's right.
I woke up to an email in my inbox that was an order confirmation...that came at 2:14 a.m. For $200. Don't ask. I LITERALLY don't know.
Don't worry, I checked. It's coming to me...it was sent to my email...it's on my card...it's just that I don't remember doing it AT ALL.
Two skirts and a shirt had been sitting in my "shopping cart" for a good three weeks, just waiting for me to talk myself OUT of buying them. (I do this often.) So, I mean, I understand how those got in there...but there are 1.5 swimming suits in this order. That's right...two tops and one bottom. None of which match each other. Not even close. Add a random yellow shirt and yellow jacket, and voila! You have my night time shopping spree.
WHAT THE RANDOM?
...luckily when I called in a panic, they took off the shipping costs and gave me 20% off. Uh...awesome...thanks...but what I really wanted was to cancel the whole thing altogether! Stupid. Ridiculous! Creepy?
Totally. Hilarious. Also, proof positive I'm going crazy. * sigh *
Just to finish off in style (going back to the fads issue)...I may or may not have gone to THIS concert:
That's right. Proceed to calm your Jr. High heart. I know I did.
Stay tuned. More later.
9 comments:
Love the sleep shopping. You've got some real talent there!
Annnd you know what else? That picture you posted of a certain state?? I KNOW SOMEONE who LIVES there....just sayin'...
Deedra!! Sleep SHOPPING?!! I'm sorry but that's kind of hilarious...
Sleep shopping?! Ha! That is the funniest thing EVER! I mean, COME ON! I've done some very strange things in my sleep, but never anything equal to the shopping. I'm totally loving this!
Wow! I wish I could convince Cameron that I sleep shop... :)
You are so fantastic I can't even stand it!! I think it's so freakin awesome that you went sleep shopping. HAHAHAHAHA!!! That has to be one of the BEST stories I have heard in a very long time!
And, I feel your pain with the Katy Perry song...I say "ew" as I turn it up. lol
Yeah, you totally need to blog more, because you're bloody hilarious! Funny about the sleep shopping thing...
I currently has two .5 swimsuits. Ugh. I know how you feel. :)
I've already heard this story but I love it every time. You make me laugh. My skinny jeans: Kesha. I hate her. She is void of talent. She barely even sings. I call it talk-singing. But dang it, her terrible crap is catchy.
I also am proud that I made your blog. I guess all I had to do was be pathetic and stuck in 1999... =)
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