I ran 3 miles last night. And by that I mean I ran some of the time...

Sometimes when I get to work, I feel like this is what is staring me in the face...EW. Gross, right?

But every now and again...something like this happens...

"Hi this is Brennon.

If this is my parents please send me money.

If this is the phone company we already sent you money.

If this is my friends you probably owe me money.

If this is the university you didn’t give me enough money.

And if this is a girl don’t worry I have plenty of money!"

I only wish I had actually heard that message, but that one was actually my co-worker's. I figured it was too good not to pass on. :) I'm actually thinking of changing my personal voicemail to something similar.

Contributions welcome.

I might be running a 5K on Saturday morning. You might not think that's impressive at all, but the plain, possibly embarrassing truth, is that I have never run more than one mile at once before. Nope. Never. Ever. My only wish is to live and finish. (Cali and Mindy, kindly refrain from laughing in my face at this moment. Thank you.) :)
Why am I doing this, you ask?

I have a very persuasive roommate who caught me in a weak moment. She told me I'd get a free t-shirt. And food. Also, I've always secretly wanted to run a race but I blatantly stink at running. :) Don't get me wrong, I like it...let's just say I'm not doing it for any kind of "time" I'll be broadcasting out there anywhere...

And what's that you say? "It's only 3.1 miles, DeeAura. Don't be such a pansy."

Get away from me.

Also...

Why yes, I did sign up immediately. Thanks for asking. :)

Sincerely yours,

The soon-to-be famous one.