*Ahem*

So far today, there have been 3 things I meant to blog about. In order to gage the full effect of the humor involved in each situation, I would like to give them to you in a very organized bullet point style. Observe:

• All day yesterday, I was practically counting down the hours until 8 pm when the series premier of THE FRINGE would be on. I am a huge J.J. Abrams fan...and I was looking forward to some good old fashioned conspiracy-theory intrigue. Aubs and I tuned in at 8 pm to watch it, and much to our dismay and anger, it only lasted until 8:30! What kind of crap is that!??!? I voiced my opinion and disappointment in the show and questioned my aforementioned excitement. *Ahem* Well, today at work, I voiced my anger to some of my co-workers. They fought back laughter as they proceeded to inform me that I had tuned in for only the last half hour of an hour-and-a-half episode. ARGH! I hate it when I do stupid things! Lol.

• Most importantly, last night, when Aubs and I were watching the "premiere" of THE FRINGE, she stood up to get a drink (or something) and as she turned away from me, I lost all control in hysterical fits of laughter. You see, almost the entire back of her white peasant skirt was tucked nicely into her underwear. HAHAHAHAHA...oh, it brought tears to my eyes, and trying to tell her was extremely difficult due to the laughter. Good thing it was just the two of us in the living room! (*Ahem* I'm pretty sure if Dani and Dave had been there with us, like usual, this could have been a whole lot more embarrassing) It was one of those really refreshing fits of laughter that leave your stomach feeling sore....ah, funny! :) Clearly, a picture of that actual moment would not have been appropriate.
  

• Here's the worst: Today at lunch, some co-workers and I went out to Tucanos. Aghhaghahghaghahg...so good. The only problem happened at the end when I ACCIDENTALLY STOLE some of those cheesy biscuit things from another table. Ummm...lol...before you judge me, I would like to say in my defense that I did not intentionally steal them. Jenna (one of my co-workers) was just saying how good they are, and how they're her favorite. (As you can see in this picture off the internet of a small boy I do not know, he ALSO loves the tiny chessy biscuit things...I just wanted you to have a good visual.) I followed her line of vision to the table just next to us. Whoever had been sitting there before us hadn't even touched their cheesy biscuits. "What a waste!" I thought. So, I stood up, walked over to the table, and grabbed three. They were stuck together. Then I sat back down at our table and handed them to Jenna. Umm...I realized they were all laughing as I was doing said deed, but it wasn't until I sat down that I realized why they were laughing. The two camo-wearing men who had previously been sitting at the table (and who I could have SWORN had just got up and left) were over at the buffet, just starting to head back to their table. I WAS HORRIFIED!!! Lucky for me, they didn't see me steal their cheesy bread, and we had just barely all paid for our meals. I decided right then would be a perfect time to leave. *Ahem*